they can be a million things but not us
— Shea Serrano (@SheaSerrano) October 19, 2016
Shea's a great writer and a seriously good dude. You should buy his book, heart these very important articles, and follow him on Twitter. The only question is why you haven't done those things already. Are you the police?
This is really easy. Just go buy TRYB and BAM, you're a member.